In the old days Catholics were forbidden to eat meat on Fridays. This was serious business for my father's mother who'd been indoctrinated at Manhattan's elegant Convent of the Sacred Heart. When cousin Furlong was served meat on Friday at a Princeton faculty member's house, it was taken as grave insult. My father was told he could not go to Princeton and was bundled off to Holy Cross College in Worcester instead.
My mother's family had a different point of view. The clam chowder on Friday could be served with bacon bits, because the bacon was "only there for the taste."
My mother's grandfather Michael Lafferty was a farmer. His family lived close to the land near the tiny, isolated hamlet of Kilmoon East near the tiny town of Lisdoonvarna, population 822 in 2002. My grandmother claimed she had to walk five miles to school each day. This might be an exaggeration, but maybe she was thinking round trip. These days you can check up on grandma by Googling Lisdoonvarna and you can see that Kilmoon East is not quite a three mile walk to Lisdoonvarna.
Another amazing Internet thing is that you can Google Michael Lafferty's census records. These prove that half the Irish of that era were illiterate. Of course you have to allow that the 1901 Irish census was administered by the British and recorded three children under five and a newborn as "Cannot Read." All of the older family members' "Literacy" is listed as "Read and Write" and as "Irish and English" speakers.
The census lists the Laffertys as "Roman Catholic". This is true. My grandmother remembered her father leading the family in saying the Rosary every night. It was simpler to be pious close to the land, no TV, no radio, and no electricity.
Michael Lafferty's relationship with the village priest was not simple. There was an ongoing feud. The rural Irish had kept their faith for hundreds of years with little help from priests other than an itinerant father passing through to celebrate mass, at times in the open air of a farmer's field, out of sight of the British who were hunting down and eliminating the priests. By 1900 the Catholic Church had agree to a truce with the British in Ireland and had legal if not official status. The Laffertys did not recognize the truce.
The feud between Michael and the priest came to a head during the Easter rebellion. Son Ned had joined the Irish Republic Army and was on the run after disabling (blowing up) some British army trucks. The priest wanted Michael to cooperate with the British and turn in Ned. Michael refused. The priest denied him absolution. Michael growled, "I'll burn in hell before I give my son up to the British", though he knew he wouldn't since, as a devout Catholic, he knew this was a matter of conscience, which the priest in fact had no authority to condemn.
Friday, March 21, 2014
Monday, February 3, 2014
The Empire Strikes Back
Tammany Hall is remembered these days as the Evil Empire. Forgotten now that they watched out for widows and little children, found jobs for working stiffs who wanted them, and were really good at counting votes. My grandfather would be proud that I can still count votes and sent this sly epistle to the local newspaper concerning a guy who was trying to make life difficult for poor Mexicans who snuck across the border trying to put food on the table for their families. The so-called King of Arizona put on such a great show he scared everyone and seemed invincible.
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Arizona Republic - November 5, 2010
The votes are in and as of Thursday, the tallies are:
• Sen. John McCain (my favorite war hero) - 794,939.
• Attorney General-to-be Tom Horne (lots of degrees from Harvard) - 695,957.
• Treasurer-to-be Doug Ducey (voters give ice-cream guy keys to Arizona candy store) - 685,872.
And the winner in the race for most powerful Arizona politician is:
State Sen. Russell Pearce, with 12,676 votes (about half of what he got two years ago).
You figure.
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Somebody got the message and Russell Pearce lost a recall election 11/8/2011. He got beat again in the regular election in 2012.
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My neighbor, a Holy Cross grad of the female persuasion, asked me if I wasn't afraid of Pearce and his thugs. Pearce's thug leader would dress up in a Nazi helmet and flack jacket when he'd lead his tiny band out to patrol the Mexico border. The helmet was too small for the head on his very rotund body and the guy ended up looking like the cartoon character Hagar the Horrible. I told my neighbor "no." He should be afraid of me... and if not me then my "uncle" Louie "The Greek" back in Long Beach. The scene is completely fictional in the Godfather where Sonny gets gunned down at a toll booth on the causeway to Long Beach where my grandmother had her summer home. Long Beach was where the Dons' families lived. It was a demilitarized zone, and fashionable summer retreat in its day.
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Arizona Republic - November 5, 2010
The votes are in and as of Thursday, the tallies are:
• Sen. John McCain (my favorite war hero) - 794,939.
• Gov. Jan Brewer (courageous stand on sales-tax increase for schools) - 750,644.
• Secretary of State Ken Bennett (nice guy) - 768,108.• Attorney General-to-be Tom Horne (lots of degrees from Harvard) - 695,957.
• Treasurer-to-be Doug Ducey (voters give ice-cream guy keys to Arizona candy store) - 685,872.
And the winner in the race for most powerful Arizona politician is:
State Sen. Russell Pearce, with 12,676 votes (about half of what he got two years ago).
You figure.
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Somebody got the message and Russell Pearce lost a recall election 11/8/2011. He got beat again in the regular election in 2012.
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My neighbor, a Holy Cross grad of the female persuasion, asked me if I wasn't afraid of Pearce and his thugs. Pearce's thug leader would dress up in a Nazi helmet and flack jacket when he'd lead his tiny band out to patrol the Mexico border. The helmet was too small for the head on his very rotund body and the guy ended up looking like the cartoon character Hagar the Horrible. I told my neighbor "no." He should be afraid of me... and if not me then my "uncle" Louie "The Greek" back in Long Beach. The scene is completely fictional in the Godfather where Sonny gets gunned down at a toll booth on the causeway to Long Beach where my grandmother had her summer home. Long Beach was where the Dons' families lived. It was a demilitarized zone, and fashionable summer retreat in its day.
Saturday, February 1, 2014
Bill O'Reilly: Goalie
My senior year of high school ice hockey was played in a rage, scoring goals, knocking people down, knocking people out, fights. One day my brother told me, "They're all afraid of you." This came as a complete shock because for the prior three years I'd been the skinny kid who was afraid of just about everyone. I'd always played as hard as I could. Now the results were different.
The fights became legendary. Decades later people were still asking our cousins if they were related to us and then telling the story about the night my little brother took on the entire Long Beach High team and I had to rescue him.
Bill O'Reilly of Fox TV fame was our goalie. He got there by chance. Our starting and only goalie came down with hepatitis and was out for the season. Our league was only a few years removed from sending Joe Mullen to Boston College and the NHL. Who wanted to be goalie? Do slap shots cause hepatitis? O'Reilly volunteered. It was a good move for him since he did not skate well (that's a generous way of putting it). He traded getting hit by blistering slap shots for playing time.
O'Reilly was non-stop talk (maybe it helped him not think about getting hit with slap shots). Most of it was annoying. Finally I'd had enough. I turned around, skated over to him and hit him as hard as I could in the pads with my stick. "Next time I'm aiming higher." He was a lot quieter after that.
I spend most of my time now playing tennis with my daughter and working with my son on his two-seam fastball, change-up and quadratic equations. He was wants to be a major league baseball player. I ask him what his backup plan is, hoping he'll say engineer of some kind. But nooo... the backup plan is ESPN. That might be a realistic possibility. He talks non-stop and is often annoying.
The fights became legendary. Decades later people were still asking our cousins if they were related to us and then telling the story about the night my little brother took on the entire Long Beach High team and I had to rescue him.
Bill O'Reilly of Fox TV fame was our goalie. He got there by chance. Our starting and only goalie came down with hepatitis and was out for the season. Our league was only a few years removed from sending Joe Mullen to Boston College and the NHL. Who wanted to be goalie? Do slap shots cause hepatitis? O'Reilly volunteered. It was a good move for him since he did not skate well (that's a generous way of putting it). He traded getting hit by blistering slap shots for playing time.
O'Reilly was non-stop talk (maybe it helped him not think about getting hit with slap shots). Most of it was annoying. Finally I'd had enough. I turned around, skated over to him and hit him as hard as I could in the pads with my stick. "Next time I'm aiming higher." He was a lot quieter after that.
I spend most of my time now playing tennis with my daughter and working with my son on his two-seam fastball, change-up and quadratic equations. He was wants to be a major league baseball player. I ask him what his backup plan is, hoping he'll say engineer of some kind. But nooo... the backup plan is ESPN. That might be a realistic possibility. He talks non-stop and is often annoying.
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Uncle Albert
At the end of the day, the night before my brother got married, the men sat down for drinks. I was there, my uncle the pediatric cardiologist, my father the lawyer who emancipated the travel agents, and my other uncle the fortune 500 CFO. I was... feeling inferior. Representing my brother's wife- to-be, the gorgeous Hildegard, were Uncle Albert the farmer and her father the baker. The baker was an Albert, too. What is with the Germans? Why do all of them need to be Albert?
God bless the Germans, though. When her friends told Hildegard she shouldn't go out with an Irish kid from New York, she was mystified. We're both Catholics aren't we?
Albert the farmer didn't have an inferiority complex. Neither did Albert the father, he'd been Eisenhower's cook (the Kansas Germans all stuck together I guess), but Albert the father was a kind little man who didn't say much. When you get up at 4:30 in the morning everyday to bake bread, donuts and Stollen for the Osage City farmers, by night you're ready for bed, not talking. Albert the farmer didn't have that problem. He talked and talked. It made you wonder what he was growing. It was alleged, however, that he was the soybean king of Paola, Kansas.
Albert the farmer and Uncle CFO had a lot in common. They both survived full tours of combat missions in World War II as B-25 and B-24 pilots. You never heard them talk about it until that night. Albert the farmer had been very careful not to bomb POW camps.
Camaraderie didn't slow old Uncle Albert one bit, though, when he really got goin. Late into the night, he surveyed the table. A doctor! A lawyer! An accountant! Albert! It looks like you and me here are the only people who work for a livin.
God bless the Germans, though. When her friends told Hildegard she shouldn't go out with an Irish kid from New York, she was mystified. We're both Catholics aren't we?
Albert the farmer didn't have an inferiority complex. Neither did Albert the father, he'd been Eisenhower's cook (the Kansas Germans all stuck together I guess), but Albert the father was a kind little man who didn't say much. When you get up at 4:30 in the morning everyday to bake bread, donuts and Stollen for the Osage City farmers, by night you're ready for bed, not talking. Albert the farmer didn't have that problem. He talked and talked. It made you wonder what he was growing. It was alleged, however, that he was the soybean king of Paola, Kansas.
Albert the farmer and Uncle CFO had a lot in common. They both survived full tours of combat missions in World War II as B-25 and B-24 pilots. You never heard them talk about it until that night. Albert the farmer had been very careful not to bomb POW camps.
Camaraderie didn't slow old Uncle Albert one bit, though, when he really got goin. Late into the night, he surveyed the table. A doctor! A lawyer! An accountant! Albert! It looks like you and me here are the only people who work for a livin.
The Return of the Dragon
Downtown Phoenix is busier now. Years ago it was empty and dark after five o'clock. The Catholic Diocese of Phoenix had yet to build its sparkling new headquarters and my wife and I used its old lot to park when we went to shows at the Herberger Theater a few blocks away. It was a lonely walk, but I'd been in worse places.
One night as we crossed Van Buren, a street with a bad reputation for loose women, a commotion started to our right. I stepped between my wife and the commotion. A very large black man was following a small man who was walking fast looking back over his shoulder. I could tell that the big guy man was one of downtown's resident homeless. He was shouting: "Get outta here! Go back to India!" I shouted back at him to stop. The little guy kept walking, looked at me, tried to say thanks, and kept on going. I stepped into the path of the homeless guy. My wife was horrified.
I stuck my finger into the big guy's chest and growled, "If you don't stop, I'm going to have you thrown in jail." With the big guy distracted, the little Asian guy escaped into the darkness. The big guy stared at me mumbling. With his prey gone and a large angry guy in his face, the homeless guy lost track of what was going on, stopped and then drifted off into the night, too.
My wife was not happy. Jim, you could have been killed! Yes, you're right dear, I said, distracted and numbed by the adrenaline pumping through my body. What I was really thinking at the time was that I might ruin my sports coat if I had to actually fight the big guy. I told her there wasn't much chance of thatt. The guy was probably someone I'd worked with at the homeless shelter downtown, Andre House. Most of them are mentally ill people who have been abandoned to the streets. Some are loud and vent a lot, but completely harmless and easily distracted.
Nowadays the Dragon is retired, takes out a cellphone and dials 911 when there's trouble.
One night as we crossed Van Buren, a street with a bad reputation for loose women, a commotion started to our right. I stepped between my wife and the commotion. A very large black man was following a small man who was walking fast looking back over his shoulder. I could tell that the big guy man was one of downtown's resident homeless. He was shouting: "Get outta here! Go back to India!" I shouted back at him to stop. The little guy kept walking, looked at me, tried to say thanks, and kept on going. I stepped into the path of the homeless guy. My wife was horrified.
I stuck my finger into the big guy's chest and growled, "If you don't stop, I'm going to have you thrown in jail." With the big guy distracted, the little Asian guy escaped into the darkness. The big guy stared at me mumbling. With his prey gone and a large angry guy in his face, the homeless guy lost track of what was going on, stopped and then drifted off into the night, too.
My wife was not happy. Jim, you could have been killed! Yes, you're right dear, I said, distracted and numbed by the adrenaline pumping through my body. What I was really thinking at the time was that I might ruin my sports coat if I had to actually fight the big guy. I told her there wasn't much chance of thatt. The guy was probably someone I'd worked with at the homeless shelter downtown, Andre House. Most of them are mentally ill people who have been abandoned to the streets. Some are loud and vent a lot, but completely harmless and easily distracted.
Nowadays the Dragon is retired, takes out a cellphone and dials 911 when there's trouble.
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
What Do You Do with a Drunken Sailor
My commanding officer was a full Navy captain. By Navy protocol since he was in charge of a strike squadron, he was addressed not by his rank, but by his title, Commodore. He liked that. He was a real WASPy type. He was fond of reminding us that his previous tour of duty was at the White House where he worked directly for G. Warren Nutter, Assistant Secretary of Defense for International Security Affairs in the Nixon administration. He was even more fond of writing letters to G. Warren Nutter (how's the weather today, Warren, by the way, can I come back to the White House anytime soon). I was responsible for proofreading the epistles to Warren. Fortunately for the Commodore and me in the days before laptops and spellcheck, we had an enlisted yeoman to do our typing who was very handy with spelling and English grammar.
Besides proofreading letters to G. Warren Nutter, my principal duty when we were not at sea was to keep the Commodore company when he went drinking. This sometimes was not pleasant as in when he decided to hold forth on the faults of other officers he knew including one who talked like an "Irishman from the ghetto." I sat there wondering if he thought I talked like an "Irishman from the ghetto", too. Perhaps he'd have been more impressed with me if I'd mentioned my grandmother's house on Carnegie Hill, but that thought never crossed my mind, and he probably had never heard of Carnegie Hill, anyway. Another story he liked was about his predecessor a very decent man and a good Irish Catholic from St. Peter's College, who had too much to drink and fell asleep on his shoulder on the ride home one night. I just listened and tried not to look annoyed.
Guam is the 7-Eleven of the Pacific Ocean. Coming back from Vietnam you could stop there, refuel your ship, and pick up all the duty free booze you could carry. The ships' supply officers started taking orders for booze as soon as you left the Philippines. Huge cargo pallets of booze would be waiting on the docks when the ships arrived. The booze was loaded, locked up and distributed to the sailors when we got back to the US. Absolutely, positively no drinking on a Navy ship.
Guam was also the base for the heavy B-52s doing daily strikes on targets in North and South Vietnam. I remember my first night at sea on station north of the DMZ. The sky was blazing far to the south along much of the horizon. I poked the officer standing next to me who'd been there before, "Look at that lightning storm." He turned, paused and said. "Mac, that's not lightning. It's a B-52 strike." We'd been pulled out of action, but the B-52s were still going full tilt.
Russian spy ships monitored the B-52s taking off from Guam, giving the North Vietnamese advanced warning about incoming strikes. If we spotted a Russian ship near Guam, we had to send a top priority message to fleet and air command giving the time and position of the Russians. We ran into the Russians on our way out of Guam. Since I couldn't sign a high priority message, I had to call our Commodore to the ship's bridge and get his authorization to send it. The man had spent the entire time in Guam drinking at the officers' club while we refueled. I'd passed on that opportunity to spend quality time with my boss. I was completely sober. My boss was barely coherent and could barely stand when he appeared on the ship's bridge. "What going on..." He babbled and slurred. This was a major, major problem. Drinking on a Navy ship is verboten. Being drunk on duty on a Navy ship is very, very verboten. My boss was very, very drunk in front of a dozen officers and enlisted men. What to do with a drunken sailor? I put my arm around him, told him everything was just fine, escorted him to his cabin and put him to bed. Then I signed the message myself and sent it to Henry Kissinger, W. Warren Nutter, the admirals and everyone else. No one ever mentioned the episode again. There'd been a lot of pressure and very little sleep, blissful sleep. Firefights with the PAVN every night for weeks on end. Rearm and refuel during the day. Tank battles, the wrong side of air raids, The Battle of Dong Hoi Gulf, the mining of Haiphong. Sometimes you've just got to cut a guy a little slack. Even the WASPs.
Besides proofreading letters to G. Warren Nutter, my principal duty when we were not at sea was to keep the Commodore company when he went drinking. This sometimes was not pleasant as in when he decided to hold forth on the faults of other officers he knew including one who talked like an "Irishman from the ghetto." I sat there wondering if he thought I talked like an "Irishman from the ghetto", too. Perhaps he'd have been more impressed with me if I'd mentioned my grandmother's house on Carnegie Hill, but that thought never crossed my mind, and he probably had never heard of Carnegie Hill, anyway. Another story he liked was about his predecessor a very decent man and a good Irish Catholic from St. Peter's College, who had too much to drink and fell asleep on his shoulder on the ride home one night. I just listened and tried not to look annoyed.
Guam is the 7-Eleven of the Pacific Ocean. Coming back from Vietnam you could stop there, refuel your ship, and pick up all the duty free booze you could carry. The ships' supply officers started taking orders for booze as soon as you left the Philippines. Huge cargo pallets of booze would be waiting on the docks when the ships arrived. The booze was loaded, locked up and distributed to the sailors when we got back to the US. Absolutely, positively no drinking on a Navy ship.
Guam was also the base for the heavy B-52s doing daily strikes on targets in North and South Vietnam. I remember my first night at sea on station north of the DMZ. The sky was blazing far to the south along much of the horizon. I poked the officer standing next to me who'd been there before, "Look at that lightning storm." He turned, paused and said. "Mac, that's not lightning. It's a B-52 strike." We'd been pulled out of action, but the B-52s were still going full tilt.
Russian spy ships monitored the B-52s taking off from Guam, giving the North Vietnamese advanced warning about incoming strikes. If we spotted a Russian ship near Guam, we had to send a top priority message to fleet and air command giving the time and position of the Russians. We ran into the Russians on our way out of Guam. Since I couldn't sign a high priority message, I had to call our Commodore to the ship's bridge and get his authorization to send it. The man had spent the entire time in Guam drinking at the officers' club while we refueled. I'd passed on that opportunity to spend quality time with my boss. I was completely sober. My boss was barely coherent and could barely stand when he appeared on the ship's bridge. "What going on..." He babbled and slurred. This was a major, major problem. Drinking on a Navy ship is verboten. Being drunk on duty on a Navy ship is very, very verboten. My boss was very, very drunk in front of a dozen officers and enlisted men. What to do with a drunken sailor? I put my arm around him, told him everything was just fine, escorted him to his cabin and put him to bed. Then I signed the message myself and sent it to Henry Kissinger, W. Warren Nutter, the admirals and everyone else. No one ever mentioned the episode again. There'd been a lot of pressure and very little sleep, blissful sleep. Firefights with the PAVN every night for weeks on end. Rearm and refuel during the day. Tank battles, the wrong side of air raids, The Battle of Dong Hoi Gulf, the mining of Haiphong. Sometimes you've just got to cut a guy a little slack. Even the WASPs.
A Sit-On-Your-Butt Job
Does any one know where the love of God goes
When the waves turn the minutes to hours?
Somewhere on the run back to Homer and Kachemack Bay from the Prince William Sound fishing grounds, I had an epiphany. I was going to find a nice safe sit-on-your-but job.
The US Navy is a fine organization, but driving a ship from one end of the Pacific to another involves endless hours of standing watch. Steer west compass heading 240 to Hawai'i for a week. Steer 260 to the Philippines for two weeks. If you're "lucky", the hours of watching the empty ocean may get interrupted by sailing right through the middle a big North Pacific storm, because somebody forgot to check the barometer, which had fallen almost to dead bottom, and weather satellites hadn't been invented, yet.
The Navy did provide planned excitement on occasion, though. For example, there was the morning we mined Haiphong Harbor. I will never forget Captain "Mad Dog" Walter Deal almost hopping up and down with glee as his ship attacked the Haiphong anti-aircraft batteries, taunting the North Vietnamese gunners who where shooting back at us: "You guys couldn't hit the broad side of a barn!" I was excited, too, but way less optimistic about our prospects.
A 20-year-old working as a deckhand on an Alaska fishing boat could make more money in a good year than anyplace else except Wall Street. It had its down sides, though. You're never bored, but no one could guarantee you'd always survive getting whipped across the deck the next time you grabbed a line you forgot to secure. Where would you spend all that money you were making and with who. You put into port for a weekend and the only people anywhere in sight were other fishermen (emphasis men). Is folamh fuar e teach gan bean.
The ride back to Homer made up my mind. I had the night watch, driving the boat alone while everyone else slept. Only the boat we were travelling with had radar, so I was just supposed to follow her stern light in the darkness. Every so often I'd lose track of the light. Which scared the crap out of me, because if we got lost in the dark out there transiting the sound we were really screwed. Please God, don't let me drive into a rock. Thank you God, there's the light again! I felt so good when the sun came up that I let the rest of the crew sleep and kept on driving for hours more.
My turn to sleep got rudely interrupted. Why the F... are you bothering me! I let you guys sleep. Go away! Calhoun wants you up on deck right now. F... off! Get up! So up I go and confront our fearless leader. What the F..., Calhoun! I let you guys sleep! Mac, didn't you feel us rolling around. NO, it's nice and warm down below. Mac, we nearly rolled over. I don't want you trapped below if we sink.
Yup, a nice sit-on-your-butt job's the life for me.
When the waves turn the minutes to hours?
Somewhere on the run back to Homer and Kachemack Bay from the Prince William Sound fishing grounds, I had an epiphany. I was going to find a nice safe sit-on-your-but job.
The US Navy is a fine organization, but driving a ship from one end of the Pacific to another involves endless hours of standing watch. Steer west compass heading 240 to Hawai'i for a week. Steer 260 to the Philippines for two weeks. If you're "lucky", the hours of watching the empty ocean may get interrupted by sailing right through the middle a big North Pacific storm, because somebody forgot to check the barometer, which had fallen almost to dead bottom, and weather satellites hadn't been invented, yet.
The Navy did provide planned excitement on occasion, though. For example, there was the morning we mined Haiphong Harbor. I will never forget Captain "Mad Dog" Walter Deal almost hopping up and down with glee as his ship attacked the Haiphong anti-aircraft batteries, taunting the North Vietnamese gunners who where shooting back at us: "You guys couldn't hit the broad side of a barn!" I was excited, too, but way less optimistic about our prospects.
A 20-year-old working as a deckhand on an Alaska fishing boat could make more money in a good year than anyplace else except Wall Street. It had its down sides, though. You're never bored, but no one could guarantee you'd always survive getting whipped across the deck the next time you grabbed a line you forgot to secure. Where would you spend all that money you were making and with who. You put into port for a weekend and the only people anywhere in sight were other fishermen (emphasis men). Is folamh fuar e teach gan bean.
The ride back to Homer made up my mind. I had the night watch, driving the boat alone while everyone else slept. Only the boat we were travelling with had radar, so I was just supposed to follow her stern light in the darkness. Every so often I'd lose track of the light. Which scared the crap out of me, because if we got lost in the dark out there transiting the sound we were really screwed. Please God, don't let me drive into a rock. Thank you God, there's the light again! I felt so good when the sun came up that I let the rest of the crew sleep and kept on driving for hours more.
My turn to sleep got rudely interrupted. Why the F... are you bothering me! I let you guys sleep. Go away! Calhoun wants you up on deck right now. F... off! Get up! So up I go and confront our fearless leader. What the F..., Calhoun! I let you guys sleep! Mac, didn't you feel us rolling around. NO, it's nice and warm down below. Mac, we nearly rolled over. I don't want you trapped below if we sink.
Yup, a nice sit-on-your-butt job's the life for me.
Thursday, January 16, 2014
Top Gun: North SAR
Flying low overhead the Navy Phantom jets looked like space planes in an old science fiction movie dispatched by Ming the Merciless to intercept Flash Gordon, their engines spewing trails of growling noise and black smoke. They were even more eerie at night as they circled low to cover us inshore, dropping flares to illuminate the darkness while we hunted the North Vietnamese. May 10, 1972 our jets swept in to bomb the Haiphong railroad yards and MIG-17s rose up to meet them. The Duke in his F-4J Phantom jumped the MIGs and shot down three. Maybe they should have called him Ming the Merciless instead of Duke. But before he could get away The Duke was hit by a surface to air anti-aircraft missile. There was no rescue for pilots shot down over Haiphong. It was suicide for our helicopters to try. Randy "The Duke" Cunningham and his radar operator had a long few moments trying to glide to the water in a burning Phantom and bail out over the Gulf of Tonkin.
We were listening to the fight and heard the pilot's distress signal as he went down. The helicopters were already airborne to support the raid. But where to send them. It's a big sea. We picked up a signal on our radar, a small green flash. It was Cunningham's wingman. Like Star Wars and its Siths, when there were Phantoms, there were always two. We were in contact with the wingman. He could see Cunningham in the water. He was over Cunningham. But he was very low on fuel and said he had to leave. I told him: "Hold your position. We are vectoring on you." Then I leaned on the radar man controlling the helicopters and pointed to a small green speck of light on the radar scope in front of him and said: "There."
Sunday, December 29, 2013
Fiddler on the Roof
By far the favorite bus song for our daily ride to Chaminade High School (Bill O'Reilly's alma mater) was Jewish. Picture a bus full of Irish, Italian, German and Greek Catholic kids thundering down Old Country Road to the tune of Hava Nagilia, led by Richie Segal, grandson of a Jewish Cantor (musician who leads the congregation in songful prayer).
And believe me, if Richie could have figured out a way to climb on the roof of the bus to lead the choir, he would have.
And believe me, if Richie could have figured out a way to climb on the roof of the bus to lead the choir, he would have.
Monday, November 11, 2013
Partly Cloudy On a Planet You Don't Live On
My 11-year-old daughter and I were trying to understand a science article for Arizona's amazing Large Binocular Telescope. The story was about Arizona scientists looking at a planet a bazillion miles away: Non-equilibrium Chemistry Patch Clouds Model. What does that mean she asks. Before I could answer (as if I could) she said: "I get it! Partly cloudy today on a planet you don't live on...with a chance of rain!"
"Directly Imaged L-T Transition Exoplanets in the Mid-Infrared"
http://arxiv.org/pdf/1311.2085
H8799 b, c, d, e
"Directly Imaged L-T Transition Exoplanets in the Mid-Infrared"
http://arxiv.org/pdf/1311.2085
H8799 b, c, d, e
Saturday, November 2, 2013
Even Marx Believed in Hell
We went to Ireland on our honeymoon. Everyone was very pleasant and helpful during the trip. Even the poor old Irish nun who sat next to us on the plane ride over and asked my wife "Why are you visiting Ireland, you don't look Irish?" said it in the most innocent well intentioned way.
My grandmother Honoragh would say "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." This expression is sometimes attributed to Marx. Although she was very fond of the TV show "You Bet Your Life", she certainly never read Das Capital where the quip appears. Maybe she picked it up from her brother Ned, the IRA captain who joined the Wobblies after the British released him from prison and he came to America. "The Road to Hell" probably originated with St. Bernard of Clairvaux who preached the Second Crusade and was gravely saddened by its failure and the great loss of life. No doubt Marx had some regrets, too. Interesting to think that even Marx believed in Hell.
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Grandma Honoragh's favorite TV shows:
You Bet Your Life -- Groucho Marx
Life is Worth Living -- Bishop Fulton J. Sheen
The Liberace Show -- Liberace
The Lawrence Welk Show -- Lawrence Welk
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Grandma Honoragh's favorite TV shows:
You Bet Your Life -- Groucho Marx
Life is Worth Living -- Bishop Fulton J. Sheen
The Liberace Show -- Liberace
The Lawrence Welk Show -- Lawrence Welk
Saturday, October 26, 2013
How I became Hispanic.
Some years ago I was working at home and a knocking came at the door. When I opened the door there was a young woman.
How can I help you, says I.
I am here to take the census.
This gave pause as it was 1995. You are very early or very late, says I.
Oh, we're taking a special census. We think we've missed some of the Hispanics in the last census and the city can get more money from the federal government if we find them.
I'd be glad to help you find the lost Hispanics. How can I help?
I just have two questions you need to answer.
Go ahead, says I.
What is your race?
Scientifically there is no such thing as race, young lady.
(since this was the government, I demurred on my "we're all one in Christ bit")
She didn't miss a beat and checked off race = smart aleck.
Do you have any Hispanic ancestry. (the infinitely powerful word any)
What do you mean by any.
Any ancestor from any country on this list.
And she handed me a very long list. I turned it over to the other side and found a match.
Yes, says I.
She smiled, elated that she had found one of the lost Hispanics, said thanks and was off without another word, not bothering to ask about my ancestor the Spanish Armada sailor shipwrecked on the Irish coast.
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The identity we know as Hispanic today is a result of the marriage of Celtic Iberia and the Roman Republic, whose forces under Scipio Africanus allied with Spain's Celts to defeat Hannibal of Carthage during the Punic wars.
"Livy tells the story of the capture of a beautiful woman by his troops, who offered her to Scipio as a prize of war. Scipio was astonished by her beauty, but discovered that the woman was betrothed to a Celtiberian chieftain named Allucius. He returned her to her fiancé, along with the money that had been offered by her parents to ransom her. While Scipio was long known for his great chivalry, Scipio doubtless also realized that the [Roman] Senate's first priority was the war in Italy, and in the midst of the Carthaginian base in Hispania, he was to be outnumbered without much hope of reinforcement. It was paramount therefore that Scipio cooperate with local chieftains to both supply and reinforce his small army. The woman's fiance, who soon married her, naturally brought over his tribe to support the Roman armies"
-- Livy, Ab urbe condita
How can I help you, says I.
I am here to take the census.
This gave pause as it was 1995. You are very early or very late, says I.
Oh, we're taking a special census. We think we've missed some of the Hispanics in the last census and the city can get more money from the federal government if we find them.
I'd be glad to help you find the lost Hispanics. How can I help?
I just have two questions you need to answer.
Go ahead, says I.
What is your race?
Scientifically there is no such thing as race, young lady.
(since this was the government, I demurred on my "we're all one in Christ bit")
She didn't miss a beat and checked off race = smart aleck.
Do you have any Hispanic ancestry. (the infinitely powerful word any)
What do you mean by any.
Any ancestor from any country on this list.
And she handed me a very long list. I turned it over to the other side and found a match.
Yes, says I.
She smiled, elated that she had found one of the lost Hispanics, said thanks and was off without another word, not bothering to ask about my ancestor the Spanish Armada sailor shipwrecked on the Irish coast.
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The identity we know as Hispanic today is a result of the marriage of Celtic Iberia and the Roman Republic, whose forces under Scipio Africanus allied with Spain's Celts to defeat Hannibal of Carthage during the Punic wars.
"Livy tells the story of the capture of a beautiful woman by his troops, who offered her to Scipio as a prize of war. Scipio was astonished by her beauty, but discovered that the woman was betrothed to a Celtiberian chieftain named Allucius. He returned her to her fiancé, along with the money that had been offered by her parents to ransom her. While Scipio was long known for his great chivalry, Scipio doubtless also realized that the [Roman] Senate's first priority was the war in Italy, and in the midst of the Carthaginian base in Hispania, he was to be outnumbered without much hope of reinforcement. It was paramount therefore that Scipio cooperate with local chieftains to both supply and reinforce his small army. The woman's fiance, who soon married her, naturally brought over his tribe to support the Roman armies"
-- Livy, Ab urbe condita
Monday, October 21, 2013
The Way of the Dragon
My young brother was out shopping one fine Topeka day and as he approached the Walmart entrance he came upon a young couple being accosted by several skinheads. It was a nasty pushing and shoving, profanity laced, intimidating altercation. Tim walks up and shouts at the skinheads to stop. Which they do and immediately start screaming and threatening my brother. Tim's response is to shout. I'm FBI and if you guys don't beat it, I'm taking you all in. (Tim's credibility on this was helped by the fact that he is 6' 3'' and looks like his great-grandfather, one of the NYPD's 40 Immortals). The skinheads head for the Flint Hills.
Relieved of this trouble Tim proceeds into the Walmart where he encounters the young couple. The young woman is in tears. Her husband has his arms wrapped around her and turns his head to my brother. "Thank you so much for stopping them. Are you really FBI?" "Yes that's true," says my brother with a smile. "Full Blooded Irishman." Quick on his feet, too.
Friday, October 18, 2013
The Quiet Man
When the Irish students at Holy Cross discovered that Clarence Thomas and Ted Wells had formed a Black Students Union, they felt left out. The British were long gone from County Clare, the civil rights movement in Northern Ireland was still just a twinkle in Bernadette Devlin's eye, and the Bloody Sunday Bogside Massacre was four years off. The Catholic Church had done it's darnedest to drill into us "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's, and unto God what is God's." But we were all reeling from the assassinations: Kennedy, King, Kennedy. The Vietnam war was a bad dream that wouldn't go away (and still is), spoiling what was left of our little honeymoon at Holy Cross before getting on with life.
Little IRA signs started appearing around the campus. They should have read Sinn Fein, but with the Jesuits more interested in teaching Latin and Greek and, with few Gaelic speakers among the students, few would have gotten the message.
Not long after, a bunch of freshmen marched on Mulledy Hall, the junior and senior residence, rumored to be the headquarters of the Holy Cross chapter of the Irish Republican Army. IRA! IRA! IRA! They chanted. We cowered at the windows, watching them, looking at each other, wondering what would happen next. A large fellow, a tackle on the football team who didn't say much, appeared and asked what the commotion was. "They think this is IRA headquarters and won't leave." He thought about this for a moment and said, "Okay, I'll take care of it."
He went outside and invited the demonstrators in.
"Thank you for coming, Lads."
"Please take a seat on the floor and I will share with you our plans."
"Ireland is yet not free!"
"Brits out of Ireland!"
"HOOORAY!!!!!" shouted the freshmen
"We oppose tyranny and oppression wherever it may be!"
"HOOORAY!!!!!" shouted the freshman
"We are behind the blacks students 100 percent in their fight against tyranny and oppression!"
"HOOORAY!!!!!" shouted the freshmen
"When they take over the ROTC building, we'll take over the greenhouse!"
"HOOORAY!!!!!" shouted the freshmen
"We are a secret society. Here's what I need you to do."
"HOOORAY!!!!!" shouted the freshmen
"Go back to your rooms and don't say a word about our meeting to anyone. Not even your confessor."
"HOOORAY!!!!!" shouted the freshmen
"We are never to be seen talking together in public again."
"When I need you, I will call on you."
"HOOORAY!!!!!" shouted the freshmen
"Now leave by different doors, by one's and two's."
"Be careful you're not followed. There are informers among us."
The freshman drifted off into the night.
The Usual Suspects
Appearances can be deceiving,
but the Madison #1 Wildcats are doing algebra homework.
Who's afraid of Keyser Soze?
Is fearr Gaeilge briste, ná Béarla clíste.
¿Quién tiene miedo de Keyser Soze?
Quem tem medo de Keyser Soze?
Hvem er bange for Keyser Soze?
Is fearr Gaeilge briste, ná Béarla clíste.
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Night at the Museum
Las chicas sólo quieren divertirse!
Garotas só querem divertir!
Le ragazze vogliono solo divertirsi!
Piger vil bare have det sjovt!
Girls just want to have fun!
Is folamh fuar e teach gan bean
Is folamh fuar e teach gan bean
Saturday, October 12, 2013
Friday, September 27, 2013
8 Mile
Not quite. The hills in the distance were gray shadows you could make out through the mist and the rain of Prince William Sound. From a fishing boat you look up from your work and all around you see where sky and water meet. Even on a clear day you can't see anything else but mountain tops farther out than 8 mile. On the run out of Homer there'd been plenty to fill your eyes. The glaciers in Kachemak Bay, fingers of ice holding onto the ridge on the south shore in July. Augustine Island: the smoking volcano, the solidary sentinel standing guard at the entrance to Cook Inlet.
The boat's not fast so there's plenty of time for dolphins to find us and keep company. Up north the dolphins are black and white, like little killer whales. They put on quite a performance doing twists and somersaults in the boat's bow wake. Then they're gone. Time for lunch? Or just fickle like young women.
Whales can be curious. They sneak up on you and announce they're here with a belch of air and water. Then they slide alongside, disappear in the water ahead and pop head high in the air to get a better look at you.
A local looked at me after I arrived. This is pretty hard work. He was trying to intimidate me. You think you can cut it? Do the fish shoot back (contemplating the 200 raids I'd survived during the war)? Nope, he said with a puzzled look. I'll be fine.
You work from dawn till dusk, in July in Prince William Sound that means 3 or 4 hours sleep. When the salmon are running, you do nothing but work. No one wants to hear that you're tired, sick or hurt. Just work.
And at the end of the day and the beginning, you'll have another job. On a small seiner, the deckhand doubles as the cook. My specialties were beer pancakes for breakfast and fresh caught salmon for dinner. The crew, the philistines, never wanted salmon: give us steak or burgers. I tried chicken and dumplings once. The dumplings ended up being just soggy dough. I blamed it on the diesel drip stove that took forever to heat up, but it was probably not having any milk on the fishing grounds, so I substituted beer for milk in the recipe. It worked for the pancakes, so why not for dumplings.
Before long a deckhand's hands become so tough you can't open them all the way. Cut yourself with a knife, you don't bleed.
Grab the end of the big seine net you forgot to secure and you'll get whipped across the deck faster than you can say Jack Robinson. Pray you let go of the net before it pulls you in the water. If you go in, the cold water blows the air right out of your lungs. Don't get your boots off before they fill with water, you sink. Get tangled in the net you're probably a goner, too.
Almost freezing in July your fishing gear keeps you warm while the net races off the stern and into the water, its floats clopping on the end of the deck as they go over the side. The freezing rain hits your face like an amphetamine, a rush carrying you through the job of hauling in the big net. When you're heaving it in, it feels like it will pull the muscles right off your bones.
Three miles off shore in the driving rain with the engine cut off because there's a net with 2,000 salmon alongside. The wind was driving us on the rocks and not another boat anywhere to be seen. We should have cut the fish loose. Even in the summer the cold waters of the Sound will kill you quick. 2,000 salmon was too big a payday, we were young, reckless, rolled the dice and bagged the fish. As I looked up after bringing the last fish abroad, a wave broke over the rocks that were almost close enough to touch. The engine started and we pulled away.
The boat's not fast so there's plenty of time for dolphins to find us and keep company. Up north the dolphins are black and white, like little killer whales. They put on quite a performance doing twists and somersaults in the boat's bow wake. Then they're gone. Time for lunch? Or just fickle like young women.
Whales can be curious. They sneak up on you and announce they're here with a belch of air and water. Then they slide alongside, disappear in the water ahead and pop head high in the air to get a better look at you.
A local looked at me after I arrived. This is pretty hard work. He was trying to intimidate me. You think you can cut it? Do the fish shoot back (contemplating the 200 raids I'd survived during the war)? Nope, he said with a puzzled look. I'll be fine.
You work from dawn till dusk, in July in Prince William Sound that means 3 or 4 hours sleep. When the salmon are running, you do nothing but work. No one wants to hear that you're tired, sick or hurt. Just work.
And at the end of the day and the beginning, you'll have another job. On a small seiner, the deckhand doubles as the cook. My specialties were beer pancakes for breakfast and fresh caught salmon for dinner. The crew, the philistines, never wanted salmon: give us steak or burgers. I tried chicken and dumplings once. The dumplings ended up being just soggy dough. I blamed it on the diesel drip stove that took forever to heat up, but it was probably not having any milk on the fishing grounds, so I substituted beer for milk in the recipe. It worked for the pancakes, so why not for dumplings.
Before long a deckhand's hands become so tough you can't open them all the way. Cut yourself with a knife, you don't bleed.
Grab the end of the big seine net you forgot to secure and you'll get whipped across the deck faster than you can say Jack Robinson. Pray you let go of the net before it pulls you in the water. If you go in, the cold water blows the air right out of your lungs. Don't get your boots off before they fill with water, you sink. Get tangled in the net you're probably a goner, too.
Almost freezing in July your fishing gear keeps you warm while the net races off the stern and into the water, its floats clopping on the end of the deck as they go over the side. The freezing rain hits your face like an amphetamine, a rush carrying you through the job of hauling in the big net. When you're heaving it in, it feels like it will pull the muscles right off your bones.
Three miles off shore in the driving rain with the engine cut off because there's a net with 2,000 salmon alongside. The wind was driving us on the rocks and not another boat anywhere to be seen. We should have cut the fish loose. Even in the summer the cold waters of the Sound will kill you quick. 2,000 salmon was too big a payday, we were young, reckless, rolled the dice and bagged the fish. As I looked up after bringing the last fish abroad, a wave broke over the rocks that were almost close enough to touch. The engine started and we pulled away.
Thursday, September 12, 2013
The Last Hurrah
St. Patrick's Day, Topeka, KS, many years ago. Al is smiling, but inside he is sad. Someone's just told him: we're glad to have you march in the parade, but no "Al for President" signs. No politics in the parade. We all looked younger then. I don't know why he was worried about the signs. There wasn't a single person in town who didn't know who he was and why he was there.
Courtesy the Topeka Taxi Service
Saturday, August 3, 2013
Thursday, July 11, 2013
Young and Black in Arizona
One of the most entertaining parts of life in Arizona is driving my son and his friends around. To the movies, the pool, to spring training baseball games. They get caught up in a frenzy of animated story telling. Their middle school adventures are retold like they happened yesterday, even some that happened years ago. They repeat themselves a lot. How they tricked this or that teacher. Their schoolyard fights and football games. The time they got detention for defacing somebody's social studies poster about racism and anti-Semitism with "Hitler and the KKK are gay" graffiti. Trying to interject that they shouldn't fight or say bad things about gay people only gets the response (if any) that we're never backing down and what do the teachers expect when they let people put up posters with Hitler and the KKK in a room with black, Catholic and Jewish kids.
Even when the stories turn dark there's still great revelry in their telling. After the basketball game at Maryvale in central Phoenix when the other team's cheerleaders followed them to the bus shouting profanities and throwing rocks at our team's bus as it left the parking lot. The baseball game when our black pitcher was winding up and a Latino parent cheering for the other side shouted to the batter "wait until he throws you another watermelon!"
The most troubling story was about a cousin getting suspended for slamming a schoolmate's head into a door and opening up a cut that required stitches. I asked why in Heaven's Name would he have done that. His cousin sitting in the back seat matter-of-factly replied: "This Mexican kid was following him around all day calling him the N word. So my cousin got fed up and clobbered him. Then the kid's parents got after us and said they'd shoot us if we ever walked by their house. So after that my cousin and I always had to take the long way home from the Sunnyslope community center, cause they sounded like they really meant it."
Even when the stories turn dark there's still great revelry in their telling. After the basketball game at Maryvale in central Phoenix when the other team's cheerleaders followed them to the bus shouting profanities and throwing rocks at our team's bus as it left the parking lot. The baseball game when our black pitcher was winding up and a Latino parent cheering for the other side shouted to the batter "wait until he throws you another watermelon!"
The most troubling story was about a cousin getting suspended for slamming a schoolmate's head into a door and opening up a cut that required stitches. I asked why in Heaven's Name would he have done that. His cousin sitting in the back seat matter-of-factly replied: "This Mexican kid was following him around all day calling him the N word. So my cousin got fed up and clobbered him. Then the kid's parents got after us and said they'd shoot us if we ever walked by their house. So after that my cousin and I always had to take the long way home from the Sunnyslope community center, cause they sounded like they really meant it."
Monday, April 29, 2013
Monday, April 22, 2013
Enter the Dragon
It was late Sunday afternoon at the downtown Phoenix dining hall run by the Catholics for the homeless, a nasty neighborhood. Outside the temperature was over 110. Inside the swamp coolers and thick concrete walls of the crumbling old gray building weren't keeping it much cooler. Shouts came from the dining hall. I ran out from the kitchen to see what was going on. In the middle of the room where 200 people were eating, not one raised his eyes to see what was happening. Six black men were stomping another black man lying on the ground. The young Notre Dame graduate who ran the place was standing on the periphery not knowing what quite to do. I pushed him out of the way, elbowed past the attackers and straddled the man on the ground. The man facing me shouted "I'm going to kill you Mother F..ker!" I wanted to drive my fist through his face, and in my younger days would have let him have it in an instant, but now I was older and wiser. Instead of starting a riot with me in the middle of the fight, outnumbered, I shouted back: "this is God's house! Stop and get out or you'll never eat here again!" I watched for a knife, trying not to break eye contact. My testicles were trying to hide behind my spine. The victim scooted away and out the door while his attackers were distracted. Then they all just stopped and without a word drifted out the door, too.
Monday, November 19, 2012
I Studied English as a Foreign Language: Bob Cousy
Somewhere in the discussion of diversity at Holy Cross, we've lost track of Bob Cousy growing up as a native French speaker, and child of poor immigrants. He described himself as "the originally socially deprived shy ghetto kid." He grew up on the wrong side of the tracks in New York City's Yorkville neighborhood, a melting pot of races and culture. Cousy's roommate on the Boston Celtics was the first African-American drafted by the NBA, Chuck Cooper.
Sunday, November 11, 2012
The Callahan Tunnel
Reba McEntire the country western singer reminds me of my mother, except my mother had black hair, a reserved manner, and a very dry Irish sense of humor that you'd miss if you weren't paying attention.
Mom was smart, too. The Navy picked her for its first elite class of women officers. She was joined by the mothers of my classmates Mark Doherty and Bob Henry.
She was a tremendously kind and sensitive person, and even though she disliked dogs, when we prevailed on her to let us have one and then neglected it, she took care of the dog and treated it like a third child.
She regretted having been young and at times unkind and kept repeating the story about the Callahan Tunnel. She'd been fixed up with a young soldier named Callahan for a night out with friends. She was tall, he was short and she refused when he asked her to dance. Callahan didn't survive the war. Later she couldn't have regretted more refusing to dance with him.
Mom was smart, too. The Navy picked her for its first elite class of women officers. She was joined by the mothers of my classmates Mark Doherty and Bob Henry.
She was a tremendously kind and sensitive person, and even though she disliked dogs, when we prevailed on her to let us have one and then neglected it, she took care of the dog and treated it like a third child.
She regretted having been young and at times unkind and kept repeating the story about the Callahan Tunnel. She'd been fixed up with a young soldier named Callahan for a night out with friends. She was tall, he was short and she refused when he asked her to dance. Callahan didn't survive the war. Later she couldn't have regretted more refusing to dance with him.
Saturday, November 10, 2012
Great Moments: The Pianist
My favorite Holy Cross football moment occurred at the end of a Friday freshman practice. The coaches were having a last say before letting us go. The first game was a week away and there'd be practice Saturday. Anything else? Fran Parkin asked: Coach, I have a piano concert tomorrow, is it all right if I miss practice. Coach Donaher (who the juvenile among us called Ding Dong), jumped all over this. Piano concert! Piano concert! Football players don't give concerts! The head coach, Carlin Lynch, stopped him, and dryly said: Coach Donaher, the great NFL quaterback Otto Graham played the violin and was a concert pianist. Fran, knock 'em dead at your concert tomorrow. We'll see you Monday.
Monday, October 8, 2012
Dr. King's Dream
Even when I'm in the foulest mood, dropping my daughter off at the Rose Lane School in central Phoenix never fails to bring a smile to my heart and brighten up my day. So many smiling happy children. When did kids start wanting to go to school? One thing their parents -- and there are a lot of them taking their children to school these days -- have in common is completely unabashed love for their children, regardless of their size, shape or color of their skin. At least early in the morning at a grammar school somewhere in the urban wilderness of the vast Sonora Desert there is a small hope for the world.
Saturday, September 8, 2012
The Mission: Father Culleys Guarani
"The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it."
Robert Bolt's film, The Mission, opens with Guarani tribesmen tying a Jesuit missionary to a cross
tribesmen who martyred his Jesuit brother, but before he too is cast into the river he captivates them with music played on a simple flute. The story of the Jesuits and the musical accomplishments of the Guarani is great stuff. If you've made it this far you can look it up for yourself on the Internet.
Thomas Culley, SJ, may have been chagrined when the Society of Jesuit ordered him to leave Brown University and ascend the Blackstone River to teach music at Holy Cross. If he was, he didn't show it. Jesuits have been ordered to worse fates. Of the many things Father Brooks did for his Guarani at Holy Cross, giving them "Music in the Baroque Period" is the least appreciated. Gentlemen I encourage to listen to the Brandenburg Concertos in the lab this week. Identify the contrapuntal interactions... or if you like just listen and try to enjoy the music. I tried hard to enjoy the music, and did to a point, but Bach wasn't the best for napping.
One day father announced that he was moving across campus. Back then there was a Jesuit assigned to each dormitory floor, though you rarely saw them. I need help moving my harpsichord. It's not every day the Guarani get to move a harpsichord. He had plenty of help. No Bachs, maybe, but plenty of strong backs.
Robert Bolt's film, The Mission, opens with Guarani tribesmen tying a Jesuit missionary to a cross
and throwing him into the water above the falls on the Iguazu River. His brother Jesuits recover the body below the falls and consider who will go next. Though others volunteer, their leader Father Gabriel (Jeremy Irons) says it's his duty. He makes his way above the falls and is captured by the
Thomas Culley, SJ, may have been chagrined when the Society of Jesuit ordered him to leave Brown University and ascend the Blackstone River to teach music at Holy Cross. If he was, he didn't show it. Jesuits have been ordered to worse fates. Of the many things Father Brooks did for his Guarani at Holy Cross, giving them "Music in the Baroque Period" is the least appreciated. Gentlemen I encourage to listen to the Brandenburg Concertos in the lab this week. Identify the contrapuntal interactions... or if you like just listen and try to enjoy the music. I tried hard to enjoy the music, and did to a point, but Bach wasn't the best for napping.
One day father announced that he was moving across campus. Back then there was a Jesuit assigned to each dormitory floor, though you rarely saw them. I need help moving my harpsichord. It's not every day the Guarani get to move a harpsichord. He had plenty of help. No Bachs, maybe, but plenty of strong backs.
Friday, August 31, 2012
The Raid Upon Vinh, Remembered at Marjerle's Bar and Grill
Daddy, have your ever cried?
* * * * *
Too often now after forty
and the third or fourth drink of the day
I remember the raid upon Vinh.
Large ships silently, swiftly
race from the dark Gulf of Tonkin
and into the day
and the bay before Vinh.
Far from the shore
out in the bay
small open boats with their fishermen
already at work in the morning
away from their homes here at Vinh.
Puzzled men stop to observe us
and stand as they brush past our sides
in our haste we can barely avoid them
as we rush on our way in toward Vinh.
Still far out in the bay
old coast guns start to range us
tall gray palms start to grow near the ships
the line turns port for the mission
and our guns come to bear upon Vinh.
From the cruiser black orange volcanoes
great bullets that can almost be seen
rapid fire joined by destroyers
blast the troops and the trucks in the convoys
as they make their way south here at Vinh.
With age you should fail to remember
what it was that was long in the past
the men in their boats
the shock and despair in their eyes as they watched us
and the smoldering City of Vinh
their smoldering City of Vinh.
* * * * *
Too often now after forty
and the third or fourth drink of the day
I remember the raid upon Vinh.
Large ships silently, swiftly
race from the dark Gulf of Tonkin
and into the day
and the bay before Vinh.
Far from the shore
out in the bay
small open boats with their fishermen
already at work in the morning
away from their homes here at Vinh.
Puzzled men stop to observe us
and stand as they brush past our sides
in our haste we can barely avoid them
as we rush on our way in toward Vinh.
Still far out in the bay
old coast guns start to range us
tall gray palms start to grow near the ships
the line turns port for the mission
and our guns come to bear upon Vinh.
From the cruiser black orange volcanoes
great bullets that can almost be seen
rapid fire joined by destroyers
blast the troops and the trucks in the convoys
as they make their way south here at Vinh.
With age you should fail to remember
what it was that was long in the past
the men in their boats
the shock and despair in their eyes as they watched us
and the smoldering City of Vinh
their smoldering City of Vinh.
Monday, August 20, 2012
The Black Angel
Years ago a black man knocked on my grandmother's door.
Are you Ms. Josephine Cain?
No, I'm her sister, Ellen? What can I do for you?
I work in the insane asylum in Connecticut.
There's a man there who says he's a friend of Miss Josephine Cain.
His nephew had him committed, but he's just old. Sane enough to me.
He asked me to go find Josephine Cain and ask her to help him.
Thank you, Ellen said, I'll see what I can do.
The old black man lifted his hat, nodded his head and was gone before she could say another word.
She grabbed her own hat and umbrella and headed for the train to Hartford.
When she got there she went to the governor's office and sat in the waiting room until someone would see her. They released the old friend to her custody and she took him back to New York where she and Josie found him a comfortable place to live out his life.
Are you Ms. Josephine Cain?
No, I'm her sister, Ellen? What can I do for you?
I work in the insane asylum in Connecticut.
There's a man there who says he's a friend of Miss Josephine Cain.
His nephew had him committed, but he's just old. Sane enough to me.
He asked me to go find Josephine Cain and ask her to help him.
Thank you, Ellen said, I'll see what I can do.
The old black man lifted his hat, nodded his head and was gone before she could say another word.
She grabbed her own hat and umbrella and headed for the train to Hartford.
When she got there she went to the governor's office and sat in the waiting room until someone would see her. They released the old friend to her custody and she took him back to New York where she and Josie found him a comfortable place to live out his life.
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Crusaders in Oregon
We were 50 miles from Nowhere
and when you got to Nowhere
all the girls had gone to the beach for the summer.
The old hand told us boys
the summer help
Don't worry about them cows
they won't bother you.
Just don't get between a cow and her calf
or a cow and a dog.
He was right
most times those sweet, dumb animals
wouldn't let you near them
they'd just drift away if you tried
unless you had a sugar cube
then you could walk right up to one
and scratch her hard black head
while a big pink tongue slopped your hand
and took the sugar.
Then one day while we were moving irrigation pipe
a dog hopped merrily into the pasture.
An old cow spotted that dog
and lit out after him like an angry brahma bull
chasing a hapless rodeo clown.
She'd have got him too
except her milked filled udders slapped against
her hind legs and slowed her just enough
so the dog could make his getaway under a nearby barbed wire fence.
Pretty funny sight to see
unless you were the dog.
On the other hand
the dog had been around a while
knew just how fast an old cow could run
and exactly how far it was to the barbed wire fence.
I'd allow since the dog was 50 miles from Nowhere too
and couldn't go to the beach for the summer either
he was drumming up a little fun
to break up the monotony of another day on the farm.
50 miles from Nowhere.
and when you got to Nowhere
all the girls had gone to the beach for the summer.
The old hand told us boys
the summer help
Don't worry about them cows
they won't bother you.
Just don't get between a cow and her calf
or a cow and a dog.
He was right
most times those sweet, dumb animals
wouldn't let you near them
they'd just drift away if you tried
unless you had a sugar cube
then you could walk right up to one
and scratch her hard black head
while a big pink tongue slopped your hand
and took the sugar.
Then one day while we were moving irrigation pipe
a dog hopped merrily into the pasture.
An old cow spotted that dog
and lit out after him like an angry brahma bull
chasing a hapless rodeo clown.
She'd have got him too
except her milked filled udders slapped against
her hind legs and slowed her just enough
so the dog could make his getaway under a nearby barbed wire fence.
Pretty funny sight to see
unless you were the dog.
On the other hand
the dog had been around a while
knew just how fast an old cow could run
and exactly how far it was to the barbed wire fence.
I'd allow since the dog was 50 miles from Nowhere too
and couldn't go to the beach for the summer either
he was drumming up a little fun
to break up the monotony of another day on the farm.
50 miles from Nowhere.
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Greatest Moment in Holy Cross History
Without doubt, the greatest moment in Holy Cross History was passage of the Vinson-Walsh (Two-Ocean) Navy Act in July, 1940. Sponsored by U.S. Senator David I. Walsh, HC 1893, the act increased the size of the U.S. Navy by 70 percent, including 7 battleships, 18 aircraft carriers and 15,000 aircraft. The United States Navy saved the world and democracy from fascism during World War II.
* * * * *
It was a closely kept secret at the time and even less known today, but Holy Cross College was on the verge of bankruptcy in the 1960s. Thanks to Walsh's influence the Navy placed an officers' training program at the college during World War II and an at the time coveted ROTC unit. During the war and in the 1960s, ROTC scholarships and the Navy ROTC unit helped keep the college financially afloat.
* * * * *
The rival for the Greatest Moment is when the Healy brothers, slaves according the laws of Georgia, walked onto Mount St. James at Holy Cross for the first time. Michener called them America's most remarkable siblings next to the Adames.
James Healy -- First Valedictorian at Holy Cross, first Catholic bishop in America of African descent, pastor St. James Church, South Boston
Sherwood Healy -- First African-Ameican to earn a doctorate, Director Troy Seminary, Rector Cathedral of the Holy Cross, Boston
Patrick Healy -- President of Georgetown, who transformed a small college into a major university
Hugh Healy -- died at 21 in New York City
Michael Healy -- Captain of the Revenue Cutter Bear, real life hero of Michener's Alaska, inspiration for London's The Sea-Wolf. Commissioned by Abraham Lincoln as a Third Lieutenant in 1864.
* * * * *
It was a closely kept secret at the time and even less known today, but Holy Cross College was on the verge of bankruptcy in the 1960s. Thanks to Walsh's influence the Navy placed an officers' training program at the college during World War II and an at the time coveted ROTC unit. During the war and in the 1960s, ROTC scholarships and the Navy ROTC unit helped keep the college financially afloat.
* * * * *
The rival for the Greatest Moment is when the Healy brothers, slaves according the laws of Georgia, walked onto Mount St. James at Holy Cross for the first time. Michener called them America's most remarkable siblings next to the Adames.
James Healy -- First Valedictorian at Holy Cross, first Catholic bishop in America of African descent, pastor St. James Church, South Boston
Sherwood Healy -- First African-Ameican to earn a doctorate, Director Troy Seminary, Rector Cathedral of the Holy Cross, Boston
Patrick Healy -- President of Georgetown, who transformed a small college into a major university
Hugh Healy -- died at 21 in New York City
Michael Healy -- Captain of the Revenue Cutter Bear, real life hero of Michener's Alaska, inspiration for London's The Sea-Wolf. Commissioned by Abraham Lincoln as a Third Lieutenant in 1864.
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Desiccant and the Battle of Dong Hoi Gulf
The old chief had me scurrying all
over Southern California
picking up parts to make his radar work
the last box of stuff just kept things dry
what’s going on
… I just don’t want to go back, Sir
I can’t tell the Commodore that, Chief
Fix the damn radar so we can deploy.
* * * * *
The jets burst from the shore cover
they were on us in an instant
in the blink of an eye
the Lenah S. Higbee was burning and sinking
Sunday, July 22, 2012
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
“I'd rather become a good husband than a bad priest”
-- St. Thomas More
Frank Mininni knew more about Friedrich Gogarten than anyone in America. Karl Barth called Gogarten our "dreadnought." This had something to do with Lutheran theologians and dialectical theology, or secular theology. Don't ask me what that means. I still don't know. I took the course because it was the only theology course open and I needed to meet the theology requirement.
A Navy friend of mine liked to recollect having a class with Henry Kissinger at Harvard. He went in one day and asked for an appointment to discuss his term paper with the professor. The secretary thumbed through the appointment book and then stopped, remembering something she needed to ask. Awkward pause. Are you a graduate student? No. I'm sorry. Professor Kissinger doesn't meet with undergraduates.
You could walk into Frank's office anytime he was around (for that matter the office of any Holy Cross professor). He didn't even have a secretary to guard the door. Mr. Mininni I don't understand this Gogarten guy. HELP. I understand, Jim. Gogarten's ideas are complex, and very difficult to translate. They make more sense in the orginal German.
(Jesus, Frank, I grew up with women who were native Gaelic speakers, fiercely anti-English, and deeply religious. They said the rosary daily and would tell you that every act of your life was a prayer. And you want me to learn German to understand somebody explaining religion in a world without religion? For heavens sake, Frank, as far as we're concerned English is a foreign language.)
Wasn't Gogarten a Nazi? Frank explained that Gogarten never joined the Nazi party.
None of that mattered. Frank was a rock star as far as I was concerned. He'd left the Jesuits to marry a gorgeous, tall blonde German woman named Erika. I timed my visits for the end of the day, hoping I'd be there when Erika dropped by to escort Frank home. One smile from her could carry a young man through an entire lonely, celibate week at Holy Cross.
-- St. Thomas More
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Frank Mininni knew more about Friedrich Gogarten than anyone in America. Karl Barth called Gogarten our "dreadnought." This had something to do with Lutheran theologians and dialectical theology, or secular theology. Don't ask me what that means. I still don't know. I took the course because it was the only theology course open and I needed to meet the theology requirement.
A Navy friend of mine liked to recollect having a class with Henry Kissinger at Harvard. He went in one day and asked for an appointment to discuss his term paper with the professor. The secretary thumbed through the appointment book and then stopped, remembering something she needed to ask. Awkward pause. Are you a graduate student? No. I'm sorry. Professor Kissinger doesn't meet with undergraduates.
You could walk into Frank's office anytime he was around (for that matter the office of any Holy Cross professor). He didn't even have a secretary to guard the door. Mr. Mininni I don't understand this Gogarten guy. HELP. I understand, Jim. Gogarten's ideas are complex, and very difficult to translate. They make more sense in the orginal German.
(Jesus, Frank, I grew up with women who were native Gaelic speakers, fiercely anti-English, and deeply religious. They said the rosary daily and would tell you that every act of your life was a prayer. And you want me to learn German to understand somebody explaining religion in a world without religion? For heavens sake, Frank, as far as we're concerned English is a foreign language.)
Wasn't Gogarten a Nazi? Frank explained that Gogarten never joined the Nazi party.
None of that mattered. Frank was a rock star as far as I was concerned. He'd left the Jesuits to marry a gorgeous, tall blonde German woman named Erika. I timed my visits for the end of the day, hoping I'd be there when Erika dropped by to escort Frank home. One smile from her could carry a young man through an entire lonely, celibate week at Holy Cross.
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
The Tire King of Long Island
My grandmother liked to announce to her friends that her oldest son was going to be a priest and her youngest a doctor. This was fine with my father until he was old enough to notice girls. He started to get very uneasy about disappointing his mother, who was, shall we say, formidable. Then came the party for the sons of a friend who were young Jesuits bound for the the missions in the Philippines. It was a proud day for the Carnegie Hill Catholics, young men marching off to do the work of Christ. Grandmother introduced my father and his brother to the young Jesuits with her routine introduction: "This is Tom, my youngest son. He is attending Notre Dame and is going to be a doctor. This is Jim, my oldest son. He attends Holy Cross and is going to be a priest." The young Jesuit abruptly interrupted her. Something only a Jesuit would dare to do. Something only a Jesuit could survive. "Eleanor, my child, the vocation to be a priest is the boy's decision and the boy's decision alone." My father gave a silent prayer of thanksgiving. My grandmother never said another word about the priesthood. Perhaps if there'd been more Jesuits around to counsel ardent Catholic mother's the Church would have had less trouble with priests who chose the wrong vocation.
Jobs were hard to find during the Depression. My father found one working in a garage pumping gas and fixing flat tires. He worked out a way to change a flat truck tire in 5 minutes when it usually took 30. He was happy working with his hands. His mother wasn't. One day she announced you're starting at Fordham Law School next week. I never applied to any law school, says my father. I've taken care of it, said his mother, and of course she had since she played bridge with the dean's wife. My father said he was never happy as a lawyer. Who knows, he said, if I'd have stood up to mother, I might have been the Tire King of Long Island.
Jobs were hard to find during the Depression. My father found one working in a garage pumping gas and fixing flat tires. He worked out a way to change a flat truck tire in 5 minutes when it usually took 30. He was happy working with his hands. His mother wasn't. One day she announced you're starting at Fordham Law School next week. I never applied to any law school, says my father. I've taken care of it, said his mother, and of course she had since she played bridge with the dean's wife. My father said he was never happy as a lawyer. Who knows, he said, if I'd have stood up to mother, I might have been the Tire King of Long Island.
Friday, July 6, 2012
Boston College Minority Recruitment
Boston College’s motivations for recruiting black students were both internal and external. The externals included a visit in May by four investigators from the Department of Health, Education, and Welfare, looking into whether the University was dispersing its federal money in harmony with provisions of the 1964 Civil Rights Act.
This followed a 1967 letter to U.S. Jesuits from their beloved superior, Fr. Pedro Arrupe, insisting that “American Jesuits cannot, must not, stand aloof” from the claims and demands of “the Negro.” Arrupe specified that Jesuit universities would need to assist blacks in meeting entrance requirements and provide them with “special scholarships.”
Boston College’s Black Talent program was up and running by the fall of 1968. The program sprang from a “Negro Talent Search” launched earlier that year by outgoing president Michael P. Walsh, SJ, with a $100,000, four-year commitment to scholarships and recruiting—a substantial sum for a University that routinely found itself strapped financially. (A year’s tuition then amounted to $1,600.) According to varying official accounts, the Negro Talent Search yielded between 34 and 48 new black students for that September.
-- Boston College Magazine
http://bcm.bc.edu/issues/spring_2009/features/power-of-the-people.html
This followed a 1967 letter to U.S. Jesuits from their beloved superior, Fr. Pedro Arrupe, insisting that “American Jesuits cannot, must not, stand aloof” from the claims and demands of “the Negro.” Arrupe specified that Jesuit universities would need to assist blacks in meeting entrance requirements and provide them with “special scholarships.”
Boston College’s Black Talent program was up and running by the fall of 1968. The program sprang from a “Negro Talent Search” launched earlier that year by outgoing president Michael P. Walsh, SJ, with a $100,000, four-year commitment to scholarships and recruiting—a substantial sum for a University that routinely found itself strapped financially. (A year’s tuition then amounted to $1,600.) According to varying official accounts, the Negro Talent Search yielded between 34 and 48 new black students for that September.
-- Boston College Magazine
http://bcm.bc.edu/issues/spring_2009/features/power-of-the-people.html
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
The Sands of Iwo Jima
Mike Quinn had a snapshot that hit the back of the net
from 50 feet out in the blink of an eye.
The big fella didn't get to die upon the Sands of Iwo Jima
some noble last words upon his lips.
He was blown to smithereens
somewhere outside Da Nang
by a rocket manufactured in Kiev
brought in by sea from Vladivostok
and lugged down the Ho Chi Minh trail
lashed to a bicycle seat.
They buried what was left of him on a gray day in Charlestown
The Marine honor guard in their dress blue uniforms
white hats and gloves
folded the American flag that draped his coffin
into a neat triangle
and handed it to his mother for her trouble.
Four years too late
they mined Haiphong harbor.
from 50 feet out in the blink of an eye.
The big fella didn't get to die upon the Sands of Iwo Jima
some noble last words upon his lips.
He was blown to smithereens
somewhere outside Da Nang
by a rocket manufactured in Kiev
brought in by sea from Vladivostok
and lugged down the Ho Chi Minh trail
lashed to a bicycle seat.
They buried what was left of him on a gray day in Charlestown
The Marine honor guard in their dress blue uniforms
white hats and gloves
folded the American flag that draped his coffin
into a neat triangle
and handed it to his mother for her trouble.
Four years too late
they mined Haiphong harbor.
The Black Pope
From:
Thy Honored Name: A History of the College of the Holy Cross, 1843-1994
-- Anthony J. Kuzneiwski
In 1947, William Healy was the only clergyman to attend a State House hearing on a Fair Education Practice Bill. He endorsed Branch Rickey's experiment of integrating professional baseball and sought the integration of Holy Cross, writing, "No boy will ever be denied admission to Holy Cross because of his color." Ten years later, William Donaghy used the athletic program to promote equality by prohibiting competition against segregated teams. But favorable policies could not, by themselves attract qualified African-American applicants. In 1965, Father Swords reported that minority enrollment stood at twelve. Although he wanted to do more, he conceded that "some very sad [academic] experiences... cause us to be cautious -- maybe too cautious." Then, slowly, the civil rights movement altered circumstances. In 1968, about 700 students marched to a local demonstration following the death of Martin Luther King, Jr.; the following year, Holy Cross became the first large school in the country to join Project Equality, an organization that urged the boycott of businesses that discriminated against minorities....
This movement recieved a tremendous boost on Jesuit campuses in November of 1967, when Pedro Arrupe [28th Superior General of the Society of Jesus, aka the Black Pope] issued a letter on the racial crisis in the United States. Linking blacks and Hispanics together as victims of "racial injustice and grinding poverty," he pointed out that American Jesuits had a mixed record in opposing racism: "It is embarrassing to note that, up to the present, some of our institutions have effected what seems to be little more than token integration of the Negro." This weakness, Arrupe argued was connected with an erroneous view of human nature, a tendency to accept stereotypes, to be isolated from the poor, and to accept prevailing attitudes uncritically. The result was "our past failure adequately to realize, to preach, to teach, and to practice the Christian truths of interracial justice and charity, according to our Jesuit vocations." To remedy the situation, Arrupe set forth ten new policies, including renewed efforts to increase minority enrollment....
* * * * *
Father Arrupe, to a degree, was guilty of anachronism. Most Jesuit schools until recently served regional communities in the North where there were few Hispanics and blacks. Moreover, this was still an America where a serving Supreme Court Justice, Hugo Black, had been a member of the Ku Klux Klan. Black had made his Alabama political bones in 1921 by successfully defending E.R. Stephenson for the murder of Father James E. Colye. Colye's offense was marrying Stephenson's daughter to a colored man. Though he'd renounced the KKK, to his dying day Black was a committed anti-Catholic.
By the 1960s, however, demographics were no longer an excuse. By then the great Black migration had peaked bringing millions of African-Americans from the South to the northern cities of Chicago, Boston and New York. Jesuit schools, notably Georgetown, were establishing a national presence.
Father Arupe had been a missionary to fascist Japan where in days gone by Catholic missionaries, including members of the Society of Jesus, had been martyred by burning and beheading. At Hiroshima Father Arrupe had had the atomic bomb dropped on his head and afterwards ministered to the casualties in the ashes of the first nuclear holocaust. What Jesuit could look him in the eye and say that he was afraid of being lynched in Mississippi or Alabama... or South Boston.
Thy Honored Name: A History of the College of the Holy Cross, 1843-1994
-- Anthony J. Kuzneiwski
In 1947, William Healy was the only clergyman to attend a State House hearing on a Fair Education Practice Bill. He endorsed Branch Rickey's experiment of integrating professional baseball and sought the integration of Holy Cross, writing, "No boy will ever be denied admission to Holy Cross because of his color." Ten years later, William Donaghy used the athletic program to promote equality by prohibiting competition against segregated teams. But favorable policies could not, by themselves attract qualified African-American applicants. In 1965, Father Swords reported that minority enrollment stood at twelve. Although he wanted to do more, he conceded that "some very sad [academic] experiences... cause us to be cautious -- maybe too cautious." Then, slowly, the civil rights movement altered circumstances. In 1968, about 700 students marched to a local demonstration following the death of Martin Luther King, Jr.; the following year, Holy Cross became the first large school in the country to join Project Equality, an organization that urged the boycott of businesses that discriminated against minorities....
This movement recieved a tremendous boost on Jesuit campuses in November of 1967, when Pedro Arrupe [28th Superior General of the Society of Jesus, aka the Black Pope] issued a letter on the racial crisis in the United States. Linking blacks and Hispanics together as victims of "racial injustice and grinding poverty," he pointed out that American Jesuits had a mixed record in opposing racism: "It is embarrassing to note that, up to the present, some of our institutions have effected what seems to be little more than token integration of the Negro." This weakness, Arrupe argued was connected with an erroneous view of human nature, a tendency to accept stereotypes, to be isolated from the poor, and to accept prevailing attitudes uncritically. The result was "our past failure adequately to realize, to preach, to teach, and to practice the Christian truths of interracial justice and charity, according to our Jesuit vocations." To remedy the situation, Arrupe set forth ten new policies, including renewed efforts to increase minority enrollment....
* * * * *
Father Arrupe, to a degree, was guilty of anachronism. Most Jesuit schools until recently served regional communities in the North where there were few Hispanics and blacks. Moreover, this was still an America where a serving Supreme Court Justice, Hugo Black, had been a member of the Ku Klux Klan. Black had made his Alabama political bones in 1921 by successfully defending E.R. Stephenson for the murder of Father James E. Colye. Colye's offense was marrying Stephenson's daughter to a colored man. Though he'd renounced the KKK, to his dying day Black was a committed anti-Catholic.
By the 1960s, however, demographics were no longer an excuse. By then the great Black migration had peaked bringing millions of African-Americans from the South to the northern cities of Chicago, Boston and New York. Jesuit schools, notably Georgetown, were establishing a national presence.
Father Arupe had been a missionary to fascist Japan where in days gone by Catholic missionaries, including members of the Society of Jesus, had been martyred by burning and beheading. At Hiroshima Father Arrupe had had the atomic bomb dropped on his head and afterwards ministered to the casualties in the ashes of the first nuclear holocaust. What Jesuit could look him in the eye and say that he was afraid of being lynched in Mississippi or Alabama... or South Boston.
Sunday, July 1, 2012
Don't Join the Army Son
No they never taught us what was real
Iron and coke
And chromium steel.
When I turned 18 and became eligible for the draft, my grandmother who was aloof to say the least looked me in the eye and said: "Don't join the Army, son. They'll use you for cannon fodder."
Never mind Tammany Hall. The most powerful political constituencies in New York City were women's clubs like the Catholic Daughters of America. St. Patrick's Cathedral was built by the pennies and nickels of Irish servant women. The Jesuits' opulent St. Ignatius Loyola Church at Carnegie Hill was built by and for Catholic women whose mothers may have been cleaning women, but whose fathers had been wildly successfully in the iron business and played poker with JP Morgan and Andy Carnegie. (Carnegie was a Gaelic speaker, by the way) The Sacred Heart sisters educated the daughters of the most successful. After Otto Kahn died the elegant sisters set up shop in his mansion, Palazzo Della Cancellaria style (Papal Chancellery). The Kennedys and Mara (as in football Giants) weren’t even on the social radar for women like my grandmother. If they were acknowledged at all it was Kennedy the rum runner and Mara the bookmaker.
The women's political power rested on three pillars: votes, money, and the prestige of the Union army. Ellen Ewing Sherman was Queen Bee in the New York City after the Civil War. She was as ardent a Catholic as they come. How could Mrs. Astor refuse an invitation or request to donate to Irish relief from the wife of General William Tecumseh Sherman? The general resided in New York City after the Civil War until his death in 1891. These days the New York Times feigns complete bewilderment when it’s accused of being anti-Catholic. What totally and permanently pissed off New York’s Catholic women was The Times stationing a reporter outside the door of the Sherman house while the general was dying. Incredibly they were on the lookout for the comings and goings of Catholic priests. When they caught one, The Times published the “sordid” revelation that the great general had been given the last rites of the Catholic Church (certainly against his will), creating a minor scandal. Sherman’s brother had to publicly explain to The Times that, although Sherman wasn’t a Catholic Christian (just baptized and married so), Catholic sacraments were welcomed by the general because they greatly comforted his family.
The women had their own priorities. It wasn't accepting "gratuities" that ended my grandfather's good friend Jimmy Walker's political career. It was taking up with showgirl Betty Compton and publicly leaving and divorcing his wife that was the end of Jimmy. In the category of strange but true, you’ll find Representative Joseph Gavagan addressing the Catholic Daughters of America on why the Bible had to be kept out of the public schools: the King James Bible is a Protestant plot to seduce Catholic children. Crazy as it sounds this was a hot topic for Catholic women in the 1930s because even into the 1960s the old Irish were telling stories about per-Civil War New York when the city nearly went up in flames over whose Bible, if any, would be taught in the public schools.Iron and coke
And chromium steel.
When I turned 18 and became eligible for the draft, my grandmother who was aloof to say the least looked me in the eye and said: "Don't join the Army, son. They'll use you for cannon fodder."
Never mind Tammany Hall. The most powerful political constituencies in New York City were women's clubs like the Catholic Daughters of America. St. Patrick's Cathedral was built by the pennies and nickels of Irish servant women. The Jesuits' opulent St. Ignatius Loyola Church at Carnegie Hill was built by and for Catholic women whose mothers may have been cleaning women, but whose fathers had been wildly successfully in the iron business and played poker with JP Morgan and Andy Carnegie. (Carnegie was a Gaelic speaker, by the way) The Sacred Heart sisters educated the daughters of the most successful. After Otto Kahn died the elegant sisters set up shop in his mansion, Palazzo Della Cancellaria style (Papal Chancellery). The Kennedys and Mara (as in football Giants) weren’t even on the social radar for women like my grandmother. If they were acknowledged at all it was Kennedy the rum runner and Mara the bookmaker.
The women's political power rested on three pillars: votes, money, and the prestige of the Union army. Ellen Ewing Sherman was Queen Bee in the New York City after the Civil War. She was as ardent a Catholic as they come. How could Mrs. Astor refuse an invitation or request to donate to Irish relief from the wife of General William Tecumseh Sherman? The general resided in New York City after the Civil War until his death in 1891. These days the New York Times feigns complete bewilderment when it’s accused of being anti-Catholic. What totally and permanently pissed off New York’s Catholic women was The Times stationing a reporter outside the door of the Sherman house while the general was dying. Incredibly they were on the lookout for the comings and goings of Catholic priests. When they caught one, The Times published the “sordid” revelation that the great general had been given the last rites of the Catholic Church (certainly against his will), creating a minor scandal. Sherman’s brother had to publicly explain to The Times that, although Sherman wasn’t a Catholic Christian (just baptized and married so), Catholic sacraments were welcomed by the general because they greatly comforted his family.
While many New Yorkers like to march with the original Fighting Irish, the 69th New York Infantry (aka, the Irish Brigade), my grandmother and her friends wouldn't have been caught dead anywhere near a St. Patrick's Day parade. When she was a young girl, the pirate Dan Sickles still hopped up and down 5th Avenue, a living testament to the horrors of war. Sickles, who'd been married to the “natural” daughter of Mozart's librettist by Archbishop Hughes, had had his leg blown off by a cannonball at Gettysburg leading the city's famous Excelsior Brigade. (Sickles life playbook was Mozart’s Cosi Fan Tutte farce about soldiers and fiancé swapping. After philander Sickles shot his wife’s lover, his attorney Thomas Meagher, 1848 Irish rebel and Irish Brigade commander, got Sickles acquitted of murder based on a then unprecedented plea of temporary insanity. Like Spencer Tracy, Sickles remained within the women’s Pale because he never left his wife).
My grandmother came of age when even more of the Fighting Irish were maimed and died, in what was a savage, bewildering, utterly pointless First World War. Two generations later and yet another war, the sleepy child who nestled against her bosom in a taxi one rainy night on a ride through Washington Square and up 5th Avenue had grown into a man. Would the Tiffany mosaics and cold Carrara marble of St. Ignatius Loyola Church be of any consolation if she again were wearing black?
In 1969 anti-war demonstrations led by the Students for a Democratic Society (SDS) broke out at Holy Cross College, a Massachusetts outpost of New York’s Irish. Black students led by Supreme Court Justice to-be Clarence Thomas staged a walkout. Charles Horgan who was the head of the Holy Cross trustees told the college president he’d support him in whatever decision he made regarding disciplining the black students and the SDS. Horgan was also the law partner of Felix Muldoon, the Democratic lieutenant who'd told Flynn to back Roosevelt in 1932: we need a Dutchman not a Catholic [Smith] to deliver our message [Rerum Novarum]. Muldoon was also the husband of my grandmother's friend from her schoolgirl days with the Sacred Heart sisters, the formidable (ferocious) Agnes Muldoon. There were two birds on Horgan's shoulder. He didn't even need to tell the college president what they were saying:
#1. "We have worked long and hard to pry the Black vote out of the Republican grasp. Don't screw this up."
#2. "The friends of Agnes Muldoon want to send a message about the war. Your SDS aren't the only ones who want to use the Blacks to deliver it. For God's sake save me from Agnes Muldoon!"
#1. "We have worked long and hard to pry the Black vote out of the Republican grasp. Don't screw this up."
#2. "The friends of Agnes Muldoon want to send a message about the war. Your SDS aren't the only ones who want to use the Blacks to deliver it. For God's sake save me from Agnes Muldoon!"
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