"You're damned, Michael Lafferty!"
"See you in Hell, Priest!"
First Communion: ad maiorem Dei gloriam |
The Sign of the Cross
The Apostle's Creed
Three Hail Marys
Glory be to the Father
The First through Fifth Mysteries, each: 1 Our Father, 10 Hail Marys and 1 Glory be to the Father.
My son's the one who drags us to mass every Sunday. He never met his Gaeilge speaking ancestors, the remnants of an ancient culture that once encompassed western Europe from Spain to the British Isles and reached as far as Italy and Turkey. The Emperor Marcus Aurelius died on March 17 at a Celtic village on the Danube that became Vienna. Maybe many my son takes after his Hispanic-Italian grandmother who goes to mass everyday when she can.
Sometimes we ended up going to the late Spanish mass to meet his devotional demands. My mother would have invoked Regan's Roman Catholic rules, the Travelers' Dispensation and skipped mass on a Sunday when the boy's baseball tournament ran late. My son wouldn't hear of it. Faced with his baseball game on Saturday afternoon and an airplane flight on Sunday morning, we had to find a Saturday Vigil Mass to satisfy his requirements. The last Vigil Mass in Phoenix was a Spanish mass at Most Holy Trinity Church at 7 pm.
I was mildly taken aback when the deacon said the "Body of Christ" to me when I received Holy Communion. It was a Spanish mass why would I want or need him to speak English. I grew up with the Latin mass. A Spanish mass is more comfortable for me than an English one. I can't stand the insipid folk-rock songs they sing at the English mass. Regardless of whether someone says "Corpus Christi" or "Cuerpo de Cristo", I know what it means... but there are few alive today who know that "Comhlacht ar Críost" is a better way to say it.
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Saint Francis Xavier has a 1 pm Spanish mass that is also convenient. Like when my son's baseball schedule takes up the rest of the weekend. Its 1 pm mass is the only one I've seen where people move into the central aisle during the "Our Father" so that they can hold hands with people in the adjacent row of pews.