Tuesday, August 25, 2015

The Cops and the Cannibal

My son's friends (black, white, red and brown) tell him the police are bad, corrupt and pick on people. He says, huh? When have you guys ever been picked on by the police or even stopped by them. Answer: er, like never, dude, but, but, but. The closest they came was one night when they were walking to Best Buy. A cop asks them where they are going. They say to Best Buy. He's, ok, you'll be fine. We're chasing an armed robber. Stay out of the neighborhood over on your right.

A few months later in the neighborhood over on the right, a guy killed his wife and dog and then cut off her head and his own arm.  Then ate part of her.  The cops have a tough job. Thank god for them.  They're the only thing standing between us and the cannibals in the neighborhood.